Posts Tagged ‘hockey’

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Made this yesterday when I was on my Vinnie high, LOL.

I agree with this.

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Link: I agree with this.

Especially the Brian Lawton part. Can we say DOUCHE…………BAG?

Good Riddens *waves*

Saturday, April 10th, 2010


Oh yeah, now i remember.

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

Remember how the other day I was all like “i cant fucking remember what else i wanted to say…….” bullshit? Yea well I finally remembered, it was about these weird fucking dreams I had the night before that blog.

When I have very detailed dreams, they tend to either just be one huge full length movie, staring me (obviously) or just a bunch of short stories, in which I keep waking up in between each one.

Well that night it was one of those very detailed short stories dreams, haha.

The first one I was in some sorta restraunt, but it looked more like a small cafeteria. Had the long metal picnic type of table they’d have in the cafeteria at one of my schools I went to. Except in this restraunt it was the ONLY table in the restraunt, which it stretched from 5 ft from the entrance all the way to the back wall was.

So I’m sitting at the end nearest to the entrance, rpattz is sitting next to me and across from him is kstew (no one is sitting in front of me by the way which is kristen’s left side) and then the rest of the eclipse cast & crew filled up the rest of the table.

I have NO IDEA why I was there, but in the dream I was invited to go eat with them and the dream starts with us already being there and just waiting around for our food in an awkward sorta noisy silence. Since the end of the table i was at was quiet (i’m with kstew & rpattz) where is the rest of the table is just noisy with tons of different conversations going on at once.

I don’t really remember what started it or what we exactly was talking about, but I remember thinking how nice Kristen was and it was mostly because she was laughing at just about EVERYTHING I said that I meant to be funny. Robert on the other hand, sat with his head down the whole time and I just got the vibe that he wasn’t allowed to speak unless spoken to or given some sorta of silent approval from whoever, i have no idea.

And the only reason why i picked up on this, was not only cuz of his head being down the whole time, but at some point he started to comment on something I was talking about, but stopped hisself when I guess he realized what he was doing wasn’t allowed. I had looked over at him to see him stop mid sentence to see him TRY to tuck his head even farther down, then saw that Kristen was giving him this evil ass eye as into say “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” kinda look.

It was really quite odd.

But it was cute because a few times I caught him snickering at a few funny things I had said trying to be as quiet as he possibly could. And I shit you not, it looked just like this, when I would look over at him….

so cute :)

I wake up from that dream thinking ‘OMG why was Kristen so freaking nice, but then so controling poor robert’, yea I blame that fucking ‘elevator video’ of Kristen & Robert at their hotel I saw a week ago *shakes head*

The next dream was even more random & made absolutely no sense at all, haha.

Me & Leilani we walking down a street and we were discussing ‘baby names’ which made NO SENSE because neither one of us was pregnant in the dream nor are either one of us in real life.

But the weirdest part is in the dream I had a ‘lightbulb’ moment and thought I had figured out the best kid name ever, so I turn to Leilani and was all like “DUDE OMG! I know what I could name my kid if I had a son!”

Just thinking its the fucking awesomest name EVER for a little boy.

She of course asked me and I blurt out Balboa.

Yea as in Rocky Balboa.

In fact in the dream I think its the greatest name because not only would it be a tribute to Rocky, but also his nicknames would be fucking awesome.

Bal or Boa

Yea I woke up right after that saying, “Balboa? wtFUCK?!”

So all day long I was pretty much walking around saying ‘balboa? lol wtf dude?’ but now i dunno it’s actually kinda cool. Not that I would name my kid that, maybe a dog, but its kinda a cool name, haha.

Ok that’s done, now on to random shit that I’ve done or have thought of this week.

First things first.





Here’s why……………those are 2 different days by the way if you couldnt tell that his shirt is different.

Ok this motherfucker for like 2 or 3 years now is out on Aremina (sp?) & Waters EVERYDAY asking people for money. Walking up and down the medium reading from the bible, blessing people for any donation they give him or his wife that is USUALLY with him, but I havent seen her in a few months.


Not ONCE has this motherfucker had ANY KINDA signs or badges associating himself with ANY KINDA CHURCH.



ANYONE can walk and up and down a street preaching the bible, saying they’re with a church and get money that way, but what it all boils down to is that its fucking WRONG.

Especially now with people are losing their jobs and everyone’s money has pretty much gone to shit, they STILL are out everyday HOUNDING people for money. This motherfucker even tapped on my fucking WINDOW a few fucking times over the years!

This guys pisses me off so much that not once but twice I have seen him and almost just jumped the medium/curb to run his ass over.

I mean I’m sorry, just because you saw that Oprah episode where she had that guy that pretty much did what they were doing and ended up a millionaire, doesnt mean you should.

And what pisses me off even more is seeing people actually GIVING HIM MONEY! Yea that shouldnt piss me off, but it does. IGNORANCE PISSES ME OFF!

Cuz I KNOW its those SAME FUCKING PEOPLE that are complaining about NEVER HAVING ANY MONEY that are the ones falling for this man’s shit and GIVING HIM MONEY! Just handing him $1s & fucking $5s *shakes head*

It blows my mind.

Moving on, cuz omg I just can not stand that guy….the Tampa Bay Lightning’s game home opener was on Thursday (the 8th) and since Jennifer left for boot camp last week, one of the secruity guys told me that it was my duty to pick up Jennifer’s ‘cookie duties’. Which means i was supposed to bake chocolate chip cookies for him on game day.

I decided to do it and bake a few extras for my department as well :) so I went out and bought some cookie dough and the night before the game I baked the cookies (which I almost went to bed totally forgetting about! haha)…….

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough!

350 Degrees for 15 mins; let cool for 1 minute.

350 Degrees for 15 mins; let cool for 1 minute.

Spoon cookie dough & place on pan.

Spoon cookie dough & place on pan.

Bake for 15 minutes.

Bake for 15 minutes.

After cooled, I put em in a container for tomorrow.

After cooled, I put em in a container for tomorrow.

Top - Home; Middle - Secruity; Bottom - My Department

Top - Home; Middle - Secruity; Bottom - My Department

In the middle of me baking the cookies my dad comes into the kitchen and in his mocking cheery voice is all like, “WHATCHA DOING?!” with a huge smile on his face, so I matched him and with my mocking cheery voice was like, “I’M BAKING COOKIES!” and he was like, “COOKIES?!” and I was like, “YEAH!” and in his normal voice he was all like, “Well i’m making popcorn.” haha

He then started asking me why i was making cookies and stuff, which I told him about the whole secruity thing and how Jennifer used to do it for them last year, which the mention of her name had him asking about her joining the army, lol.

But after that I finished baking and ended up baking 56 chocolate chip cookies!

Since my dad had asked about the cookies I figured that meant that he wanted some, so I ended up leaving 6 cookies in a container for him & maybe mom. Then took 50 to work, 25 for secruity & 25 for my department :)

The day at work however………………………..OMG, had to be the fucking HOTTEST DAY KNOWN TO MAN!

Setting up the tailgate party.

Setting up the tailgate party.

Seriously me and 4 others were outside for 4 fucking hours setting up all the gates and parties that were outside for the game that night and I swear to you it felt like it was 150 degrees with how the heat was, omg!

I mean it was so hot that two of the guys that were out there setting up the stuff with me put their shirts over their head or even one of the linens we needed to dress one of the tables with on their heads to help block the sun. It was THAT HOT!

Thankfully I only had to go out there one other time and it was later in the afternoon, which wasn’t much of a difference, but omg 11am-noon could kill a smile child with that heat, it was no joke.

After work since I was Angelina’s ride to and from work & while I was AT WORK I found out that Leilani was at home and not working like I originally thought….we went and picked Leilani up, so I wouldnt have to rush later to do it. Which halfway there turns out my dad needed my help with picking up or dropping off his car from the dealership, haha.

Got Leilani, played with her puppy for a few and was on our way, when she realized that she forgot her phone, upon reaching her door she realizes she forgot her keys as well, haha. So yea we left after that…dropped Angelina off at home and then went to what I thought was to pick up my dad, but pulled up and turns out he had drove my brother’s car and we were picking up his car.

So since I can’t drive manual, he drove my brother’s car, I drove his truck and Leilani drove my car back to my house, haha.


Get to my house, just so I can change and then leave for the game since it started at 7:30 and it being the home opener, I wanted to see the new intro video. Since last year’s failed so hard it wasn’t even funny. This one from the 07-08 season has got to be the BEST ONE i’ve seen being a fan for 9 years……

DIBS on that tall drink of water on the left walking in – JUST SAYING.

I pretty much walk/ran to the arena since we park out in BFE (bum fucking egypt) since its cheap as hell. Got up to the gate we usually go in to see that it’s closed off cuz of some lame ass party that they were having right in front of it, so we had to go around the front to get in. Which I ALWAYS try to avoid, it just takes waaaaaaaaaaaay longer to get in through the front since that’s where EVERYONE goes through.

Got our thundersticks & magent calendars, ran up the stairs and got inside right as the intro video started.

It was alright, DEFINATE improvement from last year’s gay shit. Seriously last year it was like, hold on i might can find it on youtube…….nope, see that just shows I wasnt the only one that thought it was stupid. I mean it shows the whole downtown area turn into ice after a lightning bolt hits the middle of the city and then our hockey players are SKATING UP TALL FUCKING BUILDINGS shooting pucks.

Yea lame sauce my friend.

Anyways we get to the game and have tickets in the 300s but no where near us (cuz I got HOSED) since I had to buy Leilani’s ticket, but being Going To Lightning Game Fanatics we knew or at least I did that we could go sit in the very last row of any of the end zones and wouldnt be bothered at all, so thats what we did :)

OWNING the last row!

OWNING the last row!

Oh did I forget to mention that I hadn’t eaten all day (well besides lunch) so on the way to the game we stopped at McDonalds to get food. Which for WHATEVER reason Leilani thought she had to eat it in the car before we got there, um NO MY FRIEND. We or at least I WAS gonna sneak my Mickey Ds into the game, because I knew if I ate before the game that once I got INTO the game and smelled all that food I’d be hungry again.

So like the amazing observant person that I am, I stuck in 2 hamburgers and 10 piece mcnuggets into the Lightning game, which as soon as we got to our last row I started grubbing, haha.

Freaking Devils scored on us almost right away, which was no surprise to me since Smith was in goal that night. I have NOTHING GOOD to say about him, so I just simply wont talk about him and will end this sentence with one word: Khabibulin.


Me & Leilani are big supporters of the 2000-2004 Lightning team, mainly because during that time period we had alot of the same players for so long and became very attached to those players & their personalities. This season we only have 2 players from that time period left and wow that’s really depressing to actually type out, cuz I thought we had more then that, but i just realized we dont :(

So when we go to games now, we usually just go to watch (of course) the game, but also to talk shit about alot of the crazy fans that caused us so much drama over the years AND more importantly we go to just……………………..DANCE.

I’m not gonna lie to you at hockey games they tend to play JAMS so me & Leilani to pick a specific dance and dance when they play jams at the games. And well at this game the dance of choice was the ‘Rpattz Dancing on Prince’ dance.

No idea what I’m talking about? Here, let me educate you….

The Rpattz Dancing On Prince Dance

The Rpattz Dancing On Prince Dance

 Not only is the .gif hilarious, but actually trying to do this dance with NO PRINCE or anyone in front of you is almost as funny too. Not to mention we were doing this dance to like EVERY SONG even if it was a slow one or had no beat at all, which made it even funnier, haha. Finally I decided I should take a picture of Leilani, because she does the face so well, haha.

Leilani doing the Rpattz Dance.

Leilani doing the Rpattz Dance.

Also before we got to the game I asked Leilani what she predicted would be the score and I forgot what she said, but I said someone (didnt say who) was gonna win 3-2.

Well after the Devils took the lead we came back in the 2nd & 3rd period and took the lead making it 3-2 O_o

We were all happy cuz the 3rd period was seconds away from ending and we still had the lead, but then the green light went off symbolizing the end of the period but then the red goal one went off right after that, symbolizing that the Devils scored.


Yea they had to review the goal and they even played the replay on the jumbotron and from what I SAW at 0.1 & 0.0 seconds there was no fucking puck in the damn net. But for some reason the refs saw otherwise and gave it to the Devils, meaning we had to go into Overtime.


That is exactly how last season started lots of overtimes & shoot outs that we of course ended up LOSING, so going into overtime wasn’t a good feeling for me.

*sigh* overtime.

*sigh* overtime.

Overtime came and went, which I knew would happen, which meant we had to go into shoot out, which equals a huge aggrvated sigh. Me & Leilani made our predictions on who they’d choose from the Lighting to do the shootout. We thought of course Vinnie, Marty & Stamkos.

Which we were right on one because Stamkos made it to center ice to wait to start the shoot out. Which he ended up getting his shot block *sigh* so the Devils went and of course scored.

Which I then shouted, “Well I think we just lost the game, Leilani” turned back to the ice to see Vinnie skate to center ice, but was alarmed to see our #13 at center ice instead.


He of course got his shot blocked as well and the Devils of course scored again on their next try, ending the game with an overtime lose for the Lightning.

Let Leilani rant a bit while I watched for the Stars of the Game, which ended up being all Lightning players (odd) and then we left.

Leilani left the bag, she was THAT mad.

Leilani left the bag, she was THAT mad.

Drove to drop Leilani off, but got gas for my car first and had a Sonic Slurpee craving, so drove over there just to see that the assholes closed 30 minutes early >:o

So I took Leilani home after that, since I had to work in the morning and went home myself.

The next day at work was pretty chill, we didn’t have much to do, but we kept busy with little things until around 12:30pm when we needed to go put the black floor down.

HUH? You must be saying, lol.

Yea turning a hockey arena into a concert set up, is probably my favorite part of the job, because we get to walk on the NHL ice and put down the black concert floor.

Push the stack of black floor onto the ice.

Push the stack of black floor onto the ice.

Place the floor boards on ice like putting a huge puzzle together!

Place the floor boards on ice like putting a huge puzzle together!

The funny part about this process is pretty much 98% of my department hates walking on the ice, because they’re afraid of falling. The only people that love this, is the ice crew and myself  :)

Angelina also hates doing this.

Angelina also hates doing this.

Once we were done with that, we finished a few little jobs before it was almost time to leave for the day, so we went back to the office and I dont know what came over me, but the thought of using tape to make a mustache instead of just drawing it on your finger was ingenius. So the rest of the time at work was spent making mustaches……..

Trying on my new mustache, lol!

Trying on my new mustache, lol!

Tape Stache #1 - Creepy how real it looks, haha.

Tape Stache #1 - Creepy how real it looks, haha.

Tape Stach #2 - Dali REPRESENT + Unibrow

Tape Stach #2 - Dali REPRESENT + Unibrow

haha, yea I was pretty excited about figuring out that new way to wear mustaches, haha. I ended up putting the mustaches on this stupid fucking skanky calendar the guys hung up in our office. To be honest I think the addition of the staches i made, makes the calendar WAY BETTER, just so ya’ll know.

I love your stache, Ms. November.

I love your stache, Ms. November.

Went home after that to let Angelina borrow some of my movies, then took her home and then came back and died or took a nap since thats what it really is and just fiddled around online for awhile before going to sleep sleep.